What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!