Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium