Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

What do you call a fraud from North Carolina?

A charlatan!

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men