Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

North Carolina Jokes More North Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Caitlyn Jenner Jokes More Caitlyn Jenner Jokes

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Ironman Jokes More Ironman Jokes

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.