Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

16 Atom Jokes More 16 Atom Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.