Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Flatman and Ribbon.
