How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.