None, it's already lit fam.
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Because they just can't even
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Flatman and Ribbon !
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One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
A few degrees.
They ostrich-sized him
It was a bird of pray
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
More guns.
They both love stoning women.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
Ask Hugh Hefner.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
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