What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.