What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett