What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!