Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin?

Ponzi Buddy.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself