How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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He derives!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =