How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...