How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...