What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.