What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.