What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.