ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because he was snowed in.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Muuuuuuon
Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)
Because it means urine trouble
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Traitor Joe's.
No one knows.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
On dos axes
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
