How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.