How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.