Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*