What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".