What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.