What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.