Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus