Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"