How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.