Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.