Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
He used a Luigi Board.
Because he has a LED-TV.
Ban-she ban-she !
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
Air to the bone
You ask them to hold the door for you.
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
A rashtag.