Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!