What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

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