How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.