How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Shiite Jokes More Shiite Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.