What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.