A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because it's whey strained.
They were caught sweeping together.
Because it hurt.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
A: They always scratch.
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
A: A violator.
