What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.