What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.