Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.