Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.