Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!