Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

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By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.