Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night