Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!