How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!