How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.