How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot