What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.