What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"