What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Previous Random Joke Next

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.