What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.