What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!