What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up