What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.