What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.