What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

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What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus