What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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A frog -- it croaks every night.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

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Allah Be Back.

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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Sin language

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Pork is haram

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Haram be everywhere