What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere