What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea