What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!