Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.