Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.