Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank