Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.