Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse