What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken