How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.