How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!