How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.