How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !