How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.