What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!