What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.