What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!