What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!