Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.