Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.