Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.