How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo