None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
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My record is 21 years.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
He found time-consuming.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
He's gladiator.
Having to toss everyone's salad
Take them out their wheelchair.
You shoot the guys pushing it.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Because he bawled.
Black People
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.