What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk