What do you call a monk that cooks pota...

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar