Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.