Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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A Friar

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.