Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar