Chip Monk Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Friar Jokes More Friar Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Dorito Jokes More Dorito Jokes

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)