Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.