Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary