What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.