What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.