What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.