What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute