What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!