Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Head Russian...
First it goes ping then it goes pong.
Sleep at night
Because he never sleeps in much!
Closed for Winter".
Kay-so-deal-a?
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Bye, son."
They're both myths.
Because he was sheet faced.
Poke him in the eye
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Paddy O'Furniture
Their cicadan rhythm is off