Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom