Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.