Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin