Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.