Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red