Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.