How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.