How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.