How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"