How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.