How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Where is my essay?

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"