What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.