What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D