How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.