How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.