How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes More Pizza Delivery Guy Jokes

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!