How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!