What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9