What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."