What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.