What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming