What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming