What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord