What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.