What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.