What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming